Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...

we're all glad you're back janie... and of course now that you're back is when something exciting happens so i can post lots... so not to piss on your welcome back to the real world party.....

but i was supposed to be off work yesterday....and i wasnt...ended up working 12 hours...and of course when you are working when you werent supposed to be there is when the shite hits the fan right? well all i'll say is that it could have been worse... and for those that dont know i'm a rent-a-cop until i finish school...the pay is decent, and i havent gotten put on any dangerous posts as of yet....until tonight... so i'm sitting there doing what all security guards do in the middle of the night...read a book. i swear i've read more books this year on boring posts, than i have my entire life from grades 3 thru 12....

so anyway... i'm sitting there, when all the sudden i hear this crazy noise...i go outside and see there is an armadillo trying to claw it's way into the building...this isnt the strange part, since i've seen this armadillo before...i named him pedro... but alas pedro is dead now....

you see, while he was clawing at the door, out came this coyote from the adjacent field...and before pedro could curl up in a ball, the coyote (we'll call him Wil. E. ) tyook one swipe and knowed pedro out... and took him off into the field to enjoy a midnight snack... that is all... you can return to you mindless browsing.