As promised..

so what's been going on in joey's world....everyone wants to knwo i'm sure...

well the semester is over finally, i think i did pretty good. wont bore anyone with those details...

i almost burned the house down this week...i was trying to cook some bacon wrapped chicken...and while i was toasting the almonds in the oven...the almonds caught fire and there was a flame 5 feet high inside the oven. so quick thinking mom decided that she wanted to throw flour in the oven to put the fire out, which while it may have been good a good intention... there were two problems.. 1) we have no flour so she threw atkins bake mix in the oven... 2) (this is where the big mess began) the fire was on the top rack, all the flour landed below the top rack, therefor missing the fire completely...so me being s-m-r-t got a cup of water (after seeing it wasnt a grease fire, or an electrical fire, just the fucking almonds burning to oblivion...) and throw it on the fire and put it out instantly... so ok, good... fire is out... but now there is about a litre of water in the oven... correction... a litre of water mixed with a cup of atkins bake mix = paste.

so after scooping out all the dry "flour" and spraying oven cleaner in the oven and waiting, cleaning, spraying again... the oven is clean...and we finally cooked the bacon wrapped goodness... even toasted more almonds.